anywayyyyy holy hangover batman! Monday night we to celebrate my birthday at the Habachi grill on bell with my family - aunts, cousins & all. Our cook thought i was turning 18 and threw shrimp at my mouth. Well after 4 bottles of Saki, Ashleycat decided she wanted to come out and play . I took the 4th to go, shoved it in my purse, tried to get to the parking lot by walking through Duane Reed w/my cousin, taking sips while we walked up & down the isles. I think i was trying to pull a Shia LaBeouf.
We all got home, where i found a bouquet of the most prettiest flowers from the one and only Russ on my bed. Every year that boy has brought me a bouquet and written a special note on the first thing he could find. A couple years ago it was a $1 bill. This year was the flowers wrapping. The first year he did it, my mom and dad sat me down and were like "Ashley, i think you have a stalker, we may need to call the police". After I opened up some cards and Golden Girls season 2 on DVD - which i'm currently watching - (thank you SHAN!!!), Russ took me & my cousin to the bar. This was probably a terrible idea and the place where i started harassing people via text. I'm sorry to all that were effected. I woke up in my sisters bed in all my clothes, completely drunk, when my family left for Aruba at 5 am. I stood on our door step yelling "please let me come with you now. PLEASEEEEE!". I fell back to sleep and woke up 4 hours later still completely wasted. I was hungover till i woke up this morning. it was all bad, but a great birthday.
Tomorrow morning i'm boarding a plane to Aruba! See ya in a couple days bitches.
ps - feel free to use my new word "Guidon't"
p.p.s - why am i covered in extreme bruises?
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