Monday, June 2, 2008

i'm thinking about giving up and becoming a LARPer

so serious. This is why

today Shana, Jamie & I went to the "Strawberry Festival" in Bellmore. I say "Strawberry Festival" in quotes bc i didn't really see any strawberries....but had some good cheese fries. We found the game where you throw balls in to little bowls and try and win fish...which btw - so much harder than beer pong. So jamie buys the balls (duh she's good with them) and starts tossin. Me & Shana start screaming "WOOOO! YOU GOT ONE!!!" (which isn't remotely true) Jamie believes she's won a fish and keeps throwing balls and gets another one. So we call the lady over and we're like "she got 2 balls!" (HEYOOOH that's what she said!). I told Jamie I'd take care of one of the fish. The lady scoops out the first fish. Kind of like a Price Is Right prize pack, Jamie examines the fish but decides to pass off prize number 1 with hopes the second is better. And man was she right! That bitch got an extra fish in her bag. So now i have a gold fish named Goldie Hawn. This brought us to Target to get fish bowls where we tried to play the 1 item or less game. 44$ dollars later, i have 5 packs of Orbitz gum (they have new flavors), a dress and a wine carafe to put Goldie in.

me & Goldie:
fish scam

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